If All Animals Were Horse Sized, Which Would Be Best For Riding Into Battle (Ask Reddit)

kalila courban

Jan 4, 2022 4:00 PM EST

Sometimes you find that your train of thought has drifted far from the original track, and that your mind has a way of wandering to some super weird places when left alone to its own devices! One such random train of thought is reflected in this thought provoking reddit thread. This thread covers an essential question that everyone faces at some point in their lives- if all animals were horse sized, what would be the ideal animal for riding into battle?

We know, this is a question that instigates much debate and argument. We thoroughly enjoyed reading the diverse responses Reddit users gave as well as the justification the used to explain their choices! Some of our personal favorites included hummingbird, herd of bees, as well as skunk. We'll leave you to your imagination as you try to picture these fantastical visions.

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via AristonD
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via Hornery_Ornery

Imagine this- a horse sized lizard charging ahead into battle, you his trusty guardian riding gallantly on his back. You win the battle, you save the world, all is well.
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via friskyfloaty

A horse sized skunk with horse sized stank potential. Just think about how much damage a skunk can do at its normal size….now multiply that by about twenty. Yeah, it ain't a pleasant thought.
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via mehlaknee
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via hobo_eyes
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via jenniferlorene3
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via simbachico
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via you_cant_pause_toast
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via Oliver10110
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via PM_me_your_fantasyz
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via HighQueenOfFae
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via Bingpot007
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via throwaway973619
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via wallie8865
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via MikiMatzuki
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via Scrumptious_Foreskin

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